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Question by ã€ãƒ„ã€'Ïεαcε!: Mobile (cell phone) sex....NOTE: CHILDREN BELOW 21 MUST LEAVE NOW?
An idiot got married. but he was so worried about sex and told his dad about it. His dad calmed him down and gave him a mobile phone and told him
"when u're into it, call me and I'll guide you step by step..."
Ok, so the idiot man was somehow relaxed, getting his bride inside the room and all...then he panicked and called up his dad
"Dad! help! I got her into the room...now what?"
"OK....just slip off her clothes.......got it?......OK, now dimm the lights....done?....OK, now put your thing inside her..."
"what thing?"
"the thing that you and me have, dumbass"
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the next moment they rushed her to hospital....with a mobile stuck up her vag!!!!!!
just kiddin about below 21....children above 21 can also stay yuk yuk yuk
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Answer by Pd
Ha ha funniieee.
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